Comments on: i a beautiful (plus: passive-aggressive challenge #1!)

By: fiducal

fiducal — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 17:49:42 +0000

This is late, but for Lisa. I am from Georgia. I know not all people are uneducated hicks. But I see more than I would like to being born and currently living in the state.

By: Finn

Finn — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:09:24 +0000

Tiff was driving normally when she was attacked by her narcolepsy. Fortunately she’s also a somnambulist and drove the car with perfect precision across town where she almost ran over a stripper named Typhannee, who followed her back across town to Wal-Mart. Tiffanni woke up, unaware of what transpired and simply went shopping. Typhannee, goofed up on meth, coke, Jagermeister and shame, forgot which car had almost run her down and proceeded to put that note on EVERY car (in fact Typhannee hallucinated that a bear had run her over). While Tiffanni was shopping everyone who already had the note on their car (except Tiffanni, who suffered another bout of narcoleptic somnambulism, and sleep-shopped the whole time and found marvelous deals) came out, nearly simultaneously, and observed Typhannee (who was really named, by her mildly deaf mother who was an atrocious speller, after the drum) putting these notes.

By coincidence, all these shoppers were actually phobic of weird, hallucinating strippers leaving notes on their cars, especially poorly spelled notes. So they formed a mob, lit torches ($5.99 lawn and garden) grabbed pitch forks ($10.99 lawn and garden) and chased Typhannee back to her strip club.

Actually Tiffanni received that note the NEXT day and has probably come to realize the huge amounts of time she blacks out and should be looking into professional help.

Narcolepsy and Somnambulism. There is help.

By: rrrobin

rrrobin — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:06:24 +0000

I think the note writer is a native speaker because “run over” isn’t a common phrasal verb used by non-native speakers, or at least not by non-native speakers that would make a really basic mistake of omitting the “am” from a really basic structure like “pronoun (I) + to be conjugation (am) + adjective (beautiful)”. In the note writers defense, I think she probably just omitted the “m” in a moment of passionate note-writing.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 21:07:44 +0000

She was ticked that she couldn’t fit her thighs into any of the women’s jeans. She was forced to go buy a pair of men’s. I’m sure she didn’t really mean it. We all have those days when we doubt our gender.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:05:33 +0000

First of all Fiducal, not all people from Georgia are uneducated hicks. Just an example of ignorance on your part but I forgive you. Because you see, just like Ms. “I a beautiful”, you are human and obviously having a bad day. As for why this note was written, I would say it was a busy parking lot (as most walmart’s are) and she crossed your path as you were looking for a place to park. Don’t take it to heart, maybe her man left her for a woman who looked like a man and not a beautiful! And we all know when we are mad we say things we don’t mean…. You are both still alive nobody got ran over and that is all that matters.

By: apheckel

apheckel — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:34:47 +0000

I’m just impressed she had the wherewithal to write this note and show it to Tiffani in the time it took her to notice she was being run over.

By: AliMae

AliMae — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 21:34:11 +0000

Arizona is ranked 50th in the nation for education and I have never heard such grammar spoken…. that could be because most people here speak spanish!