the mad bomber, act 3: we are watching you
May 25, 2007 · 17 Comments
Categories: bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · toilet
Categories: bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · toilet
17 responses so far ↓
anonymouscoworker // May 25, 2007 at 9:46 am |
I desperately hope to see more from Richard G. Sells.
Just Sayin' // May 25, 2007 at 10:50 am |
I have a feeling that the perpetrator of the vile defacing of the ladies bathroom will not be able to quit. I predict that we will see further posts for Richard G. Sells.
joebec // May 25, 2007 at 11:19 am |
it’s too bad that people just can’t crap IN the toilet anymore, they have to crap ON or AROUND it. that is just f-ing NASS-T!!!
alec // May 25, 2007 at 11:21 am |
I want to catch the Mad Bomber… on my chest… blech.
mothmanbr // May 25, 2007 at 11:37 am |
I sure hope they don’t cancel the series.
Anhoni // May 25, 2007 at 12:19 pm |
Yes, but what tracking methods did they use?
I can’t tell you how much I’d like Richard to out the perp.
mothmanbr // May 25, 2007 at 4:26 pm |
Anhoni now that I think of it, I have a feeling Richard G. Sells will die moments before revealing who the perp is, giving us another season just like season 1, but with a different main character.
Duh // May 25, 2007 at 5:24 pm |
I think Richard is full of it. He doesn’t have any idea who’s doing the pooping. He’s just trying to scare them into stopping.
I saw this on Law and Order I think…
Sandy // May 25, 2007 at 7:54 pm |
Can he really bring lawsuit against the person? Really?
Anhoni // May 25, 2007 at 8:36 pm |
mothmanbr – *laughing* you are so right. it’s like you have the evil mind of a television network executive.
Lunch Lady Doris // May 25, 2007 at 10:58 pm |
You know, they’d have a much better chance of catching the poop perp if they would just hang out and wait, preferably with a camera, and not let the person know she has been caught. How do we even know this mysterious perp isn’t Richard G. Sells himself?
Kate // May 26, 2007 at 2:01 am |
I agree with Duh.. it’s just a tactic… But I hope it works.
Austin // May 26, 2007 at 2:46 am |
Clearly there’s a sickness involved in this. I mean dang nobody craps that much and all over the place if they don’t have some REAL serious intestinal issues. But why go to the gym to relieve herself? Would YOU want to relieve that kinda crap at your house? If I had angry (irritable) bowel syndrome coupled with a seizure disorder I’d go somewhere else to use the restroom too. I mean think of it, would you want to have a seizure AND take a crap at the same time? Now her behavior seems understandable doesn’t it? Irritable Bowel Syndrome and a Seizure Disorder explains this all away.
Catching it on film though….I don’t know if I’d want to be the cop who views that tape. I suppose if they want to catch the perp there’s plenty of DNA left behind.
Austin
Art // May 26, 2007 at 4:27 am |
But really, you have to ask — where’s the expense in all of this? Would they not have a cleaning crew, were it not for the Crapinator? Would they not have a need to clean the restroom?
This is better than LOST.
videodoll // May 27, 2007 at 1:37 am |
haha. they will never catch the mad bomber. I hope they don’t anyway, this guy is hysterical.
i always imagined most people try to crap at their home and avoid it at the gym but apparently that is not the case.
whodunnit // May 29, 2007 at 11:58 am |
the bathroom key sign-out sheet referenced in a prior note would make it pretty easy to figure out who the mad bomber is. but perhaps she used an alias!
DangerousNerd // May 30, 2007 at 3:52 pm |
“Bring this to an end”? Hilarious. In a completely sophomoric way.
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