this exercise in redundancy is brought to us by erika in los angeles. it’s like the note-writer couldn’t decide which tactic would be most effective and just opted for all of the above.
yeah, i got fired…but that hot pocket sure was worth it.
May 30, 2007 · 12 Comments
Categories: "helpful" advice · bullet points · food · guilt trip · highlighter · los angeles · not-so-veiled threats · office fridge · pleasantries as afterthought · underlining · workplace
12 responses so far ↓
deliverator // May 30, 2007 at 1:09 pm |
The REMEMEBER at the top is gold.
Danaë // May 30, 2007 at 2:16 pm |
Fired for taking someone else’s lunch? What kind of draconian bullshit is that?
joebec // May 30, 2007 at 2:56 pm |
cuz you know if i was to DELIBERATELY take someone’s lunch, that “shame on you” would surely stop me!! LOL people are FUNNY!
Kelly Cip Loves Daniel Cipriani 4eva // May 30, 2007 at 3:51 pm |
REMEMBER to use an apostrophe correctly especially if english is your 2nd language, if not, SHAME ON YOU!
mom // May 30, 2007 at 3:52 pm |
Actually I’ve had jobs that were worth much less than a stolen hot pocket.
Terri // May 30, 2007 at 4:07 pm |
Fired for taking someone else’s lunch? What kind of draconian bullshit is that?
It’s policy where I work, at a large law firm. Stealing is stealing and they don’t want anyone doing that.
Jacq // May 30, 2007 at 4:47 pm |
Holy shit, dude! That’s so LAME!!!!
Notes Notes Everywhere « A Mind of My Own // May 30, 2007 at 9:54 pm |
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Terri // May 31, 2007 at 8:21 am |
Sounds normal to me. Why should a company put up with someone lame enough to take someone else’s lunch? Your reaction makes me think you’re one of the lunch stealers, which is so wrong. I’ve had my lunch stolen several times, and I was always too poor to buy another, so I went hungry. I hope the theives enjoyed literally taking food out of my mouth.
Loanhub // June 1, 2007 at 3:49 am |
Must have to be cool. Always try to keep one away from getting fired.
ozta // June 6, 2007 at 5:12 pm |
What kind of asshole would just take someone else’s food? I just don’t understand that mentality.
Maude // June 17, 2007 at 5:40 pm |
“I hope the theives enjoyed literally taking food out of my mouth.”
Please see http://literally.barelyfitz.com/ for guidance on usage of the word “literally.”
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