found on the company dishwasher by pete m. at the bottom: “if you would like a lesson in telling the difference between the machine being on or not, please see reception.” (now that’s a power point presentation i’d love to see.)
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i love how uneducated some of these notes reveal the makers to be.
the note maker was a key part in submitting this passive aggressive note, and she stands by it.
Wait, that note looks eerily like the one at my old job… How strange, if there were an army of these notes floating around workplace dishwashers (or it could be the same one, whatever).
“I’m Ron Burgundy?????” Some people just shouldn’t write noes at all…
By the looks of the notepaper, it seems that someone in the office has chosen to ignore the message, hm?