this is your “last warning”

a doozy from our pals over at the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks.

the eleventh plague

oh, how i love (totally tacky) reply-all e-mails.

thanks to kate in new york city, who says she has a whole inbox full of e-mails like this from the coworkers at her law firm.

welcome to the office

 

explains jdb: “the blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. the red note went up shortly after that.”

danke [for the sarcasm]!!!

tim found this note in the basement storeroom of an apartment building in kiel, germany:

tim’s rough translation:

THANKS for filling [up the storeroom]!!!
i was able to get to the meter just SUPER!!!
tenant 5/1 [fifth floor, first apartment]

[hand written at the bottom] many thanks from me too, tenant 5/2

there you go, bringing Him into it again

(from sarah’s AMAZING photo set, “notes on theft”, and from james in beaumont, texas.)

the post-it wars

after receiving numerous “helpful tips” from her roommate at the university of minnesota…

lydia decided to add a few post-its of her own.

(the large signs on the oven and the microwave were already there.)

i would prefer

“i still put my stuff all over his couch,” says ryan in d.c., who adds that this note is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his “anal-retentive” roommate. ryan will be moving out of the apartment soon, but (in a final passive-aggressive gesture) says he has stuffed the couch full of candy wrappers for his roommate to find.