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nobody wants to see that shit

June 6, 2007 · 22 Comments

from an all-girls floor of a boston university dorm…

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ah, college.

thanks to vicky for submitting!

→ 22 CommentsCategories: boston · pleasantries as afterthought · roommates · sex sex sex

a common misconception

June 5, 2007 · 19 Comments

dispatches from an oh-so-common passive-aggressive battleground…

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so, whose side are you on?

→ 19 CommentsCategories: confusion??? · moving/not moving · questionable logic · roommates

studying up on bedside manner might not be a bad idea

June 5, 2007 · 28 Comments

CC found this note in one of the study carrels at her large midwestern med school:

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this was her response:

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(she continues on a second page.)

→ 28 CommentsCategories: college · michigan · moving/not moving · smartass · underlining

arrivederci, asshole

June 5, 2007 · 3 Comments

sara is one of seven students sharing an apartment in venice. after three months of living together, she says, it became clear that one of the flatmates had to go: he had nasty habits like, um, pleasuring himself in his in other people’s bedrooms while they were out. “we gently told him we thought it was better for everybody if he looked for another house,” sara says, but he didn’t take the hint. so they decided to leave him this note:

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roughly translated from the italian, it reads: “it’s time you leave.”

(he did.)

→ 3 CommentsCategories: college · italian · roommates

the souls of our shoes

June 5, 2007 · 18 Comments

this important safety message is brought to you from an anonymous worker at a call center in toronto…

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→ 18 CommentsCategories: attire · danger · e-mail · kitchen · spelling and grammar police · toronto · workplace

thanks for eating my lunch

June 5, 2007 · 9 Comments

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(charlie in los angeles did not eat your lunch.)

→ 9 CommentsCategories: group bitchfest · los angeles · office fridge · smartass · smiley · spelling and grammar police · stealing · underlining · workplace

to all tennant

June 5, 2007 · 12 Comments

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my personal favorite from sara k’s oh-so-delightful office sign project.

→ 12 CommentsCategories: garbage · neighbors · spelling and grammar police