Category Archives: bullet points

please ladies please

maybe it’s the manic use of ellipses and exclamation points, but this note makes me very uncomfortable.


says erica in new york city, “as bad as it can get in the ladies’, i’ve been told the men’s bathroom is even worse.”

switch to tea

this note is like the teenager who manages to contain themselves long enough to grudgingly recite a lengthy mandated apology, but then can’t resist turning around and giving the finger afterwards…or the perky flight attendant who finally cracks when the drunk fat guy hits the call button again at the end of a long flight. mmm, feel the repressed rage!

(thanks to jenn in hudson, ohio for submitting!)

yeah, i got fired…but that hot pocket sure was worth it.

this exercise in redundancy is brought to us by erika in los angeles. it’s like the note-writer couldn’t decide which tactic would be most effective and just opted for all of the above.


microwaves for dummies


i agree with katrina in ann arbor — the last “…etc.” bullet point is what makes the sign totally genius. and, apparently, effective.

katrina adds, “our microwave is a pristine fucking sanctum suitable for storing, say, the dead sea scrolls, so maybe people are leaving the shrink wrap on their lean cuisines.”