Category Archives: coffee

welcome to the office


explains jdb: “the blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. the red note went up shortly after that.”

switch to tea

this note is like the teenager who manages to contain themselves long enough to grudgingly recite a lengthy mandated apology, but then can’t resist turning around and giving the finger afterwards…or the perky flight attendant who finally cracks when the drunk fat guy hits the call button again at the end of a long flight. mmm, feel the repressed rage!

(thanks to jenn in hudson, ohio for submitting!)

just severe enough


from william, who notes: “sadly, management thought this was too severe, so it was replaced with a long whiny treatise on coffee etiquette.”