from the offices of “a large internet company” in northern virginia…
thanks to liz for submitting!
(charlie in los angeles did not eat your lunch.)
the stolen item in question here? a serving of creamer.
this one’s an anonymous submission, but i have my suspicions…even if the grammar is a little off.
it started with “no smelly foods,” says kathleen, and escalated from there.
spotted by sam, who also brings us this little gem — the most precise vending-machine operating instructions ever written.