be curtius

the stolen item in question here? a serving of creamer.

this one’s an anonymous submission, but i have my suspicions…even if the grammar is a little off.

the mad bomber, act 2: please stay seated during the entire performance

if you missed it, act 1.

act 3 coming soon…

you know he only became a dj to get girls

jenny insists this note wasn’t just because the dude wouldn’t take her request for “toxic.” (“the DJ really sucked!”)